Fact:Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a JV locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.

That's why Duke Cannon's THICKis formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

With scents of fresh water and neroli,Superiorsmells like the rolling waves of a Great Lake, not low tide in Perth Amboy, New Jersey.

PRODUCT SPECS:

• 3X THICKERthan teenage body wash
• Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
• Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
• Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
• Bonus: no loofah required
• Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
• Size:17.5 oz.

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Water (Aqua), Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Cocamidopropyl Hydroxysultaine, Dimethyl Lauramide/Myristamide, Acrylates Crosspolymer-4, Fragrance, Glycerin, Hydrated Silica, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Polyquaternium-7, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Green 5, Sodium Hydroxide.